The 1001 Lankan Nights book 2
Please note: below is the jacket copy for both 1001 Lankan Nights Book 1 as well as 1001 Lanan Nights Book 2. Sire? Sire! Over here, in the boiling oils, Sire! Your Majesty, I know you think I speak drivel, but what can I do but affect mock humility and say Iam flattered you think so? Sure, this mightnat be the classic 1001 Arabian Nights, and these mightnat be its perfumed nights but your Lankan nights have their skies just as full of the starry-eyed, no? And so I mightnat be the beautiful Princess Scheherezade, but my oh-yeah-pull-this-ones still have to make you too tired in the day to have this bloody man of an axeman in your ear about my neck. Thatas not easy for a strolling reteller like me, Sire. I get my word sounds mixed up a lot, and spellingas never been one of my best motleys. I say that flattered I think so. And my hey-gag-on-this shaggy dogs mightnat be about Sinbad or Ali Baba, but theyare just as yank-this-it-plays-Dixie about the wuzz Wi and his other merry no-hopers from Wattala. Who, you say? Surely you remember Wi, a name especially chosen in length to fit your span of attention? The world-record kidnappee, nabbee, swipee, snatchee? (How about that three times in three minutes effort that time, Sire?) After all, who knows how many of your own people have also hired him out as White goods for their nefarious ends? Not that he wouldnat prefer that to wiping plates in Dominicas Eatery... the place to get wiped off!... and better than eating Dominicas food. Me, Iad eat anything in my cell down there banked out by the sewer, Sire. Even with my feet up a like, six feet above my head.This whole maze is a royal disgrace. There are so many corpses and bodies down to the bone in here, one of them grabbed me by the ankle and said, going: a#39; Whena#39;s number 53218 come up?a#39; and I said I didna#39;t know, Echo One to HRH, and anbsp;...
| Title | : | The 1001 Lankan Nights book 2 |
| Author | : | Bill Reed |
| Publisher | : | Reed Independent - 2015-02-18 |
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